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2009

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March 34
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2008

June 92
May 64
April
March
February
January
robhuebel: To whoever brought that weirdo kid to my BBQ. ...
May 31st
eurekaeureka: ねたミシュラン ★エサくれー!! 遙伝説
May 31st
Warch Watch
alphabeat - “fascination” the idolator 2008 summer jam tournament is kind of a big deal...
May 31st
Warch Watch
3OH!3 - “holler ‘til you pass out” highlight of the warped tour this year? i...
May 31st
topherchris: The real underachiever’s to-do list. ...
May 30th
Listen Listen
empires - “spit the dark” empires are giving their record away for free.
May 30th
(via granger) ok, this made me LOL for longer than...
May 29th
end-of-summer bash: drunken watermelon on tap
May 28th
May 28th
Listen Listen
sigur ros - “gobbledigook” crossing my fingers that i get to go to bonnaroo (!!!).
May 28th
TYGA e-card
May 28th
(via monolith 2008)
May 27th

dear amir from jakeandamir.com,

granger: hi. my name is kel granger. you don’t know me, but i have a declaration to make. you see,...
May 27th
ideas: Ricardo Salamanca-Salamagica
May 27th
May 27th
Wikipedia: List of Unusual Articles
May 26th
granger: why was paul rudd in clueless? really?  so you would watch it over and over again!!
May 26th
Listen Listen
further seems forever - “pagan poetry” (via we wore masks.) jason gleason could sing...
May 26th
Warch Watch
liz trotta of fox news, joking about assasinating obama & bin laden…and the interviewer...
May 25th

i hate online event invitations

even though it’s easier than calling/iming/texting every single person individually, i HATE...
May 25th

dear billy zane in titanic,

Laura: YOU ARE A JERK
Laura: but you can do me
May 25th
thingsyoucantdocokedup: UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TIME...
May 24th
reppin’ it
May 24th
Warch Watch
samreich: Board Game Murder Mystery, directed by me, produced by CHTV, written by Kevin Corrigan. ...
May 24th
Warch Watch
Anathallo “Kasa No Hone” (Live @ The Union) i saw anathallo last night, and i was...
May 24th
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AMAZING
May 23rd
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(via bullshit)
May 23rd
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party with the geek squad at best buy (via BoingBoing)
May 23rd
Giant 'telescope' links London, New York -...
May 23rd

the trifecta of bizarre & inappropriate...

Me: he doesnt look THAT much like garrett
Jess: yeah, i'd much rather see his balls
Jess: and he matters
Jess: i wonder if he has a twin
Me: wow i don't even know what to say to that
May 23rd

R Kelly's Lawyer Uses "The Little Man"...

paulscheer: [R. Kelly’s attorney], in an attempt to suggest that Kelly’s head could have been...
May 23rd
bullshit: Nipple moustache!
May 22nd
Listen Listen
apes & androids - “golden prize” THIS IS MY JAM
May 22nd
The Oxford Comma
May 22nd
Woman Says Joyriding Grandson, 7, Beat Her Up...
May 21st
Listen Listen
two tongues - “crawl” …”two tongues” being MAX BEMIS and CHRIS...
May 21st
celebzaredum: The Fresh Prince of Science Projects This...
May 21st
some of my friends are taking a road trip this summer that...
May 21st
"Had a great talk this weekend with Anthony...
May 21st
False-teeth sensors reveal tongue's twists -...
May 21st
danhacker: How has some one not thought of Twister bed...
May 20th

Gladwell 3

topherchris: Apparently, Malcolm Gladwell’s third book is entitled Outliers: Why Some People...
May 20th
Warch Watch
peterwknox: Price Is Right Idiot is Today’s BIG Thing - MAY 19, 2008 Just in case you were...
May 20th
YES.
May 20th
the cool kids bake sale EP, on itunes right now!! even...
May 20th
“the desperate man” i was going to tell you to...
May 20th
Listen Listen
artistspaid: joelaz: Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra - Hey Ya An Outkast cover. Photo via...
May 20th
Warch Watch
Amy Walker’s “21 Accents” video - Boing Boing sociolinguistics4e
May 20th
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ticketmaster paperless tickets…i’m skeptical, but i guess it’s a better idea than...
May 19th
Video: You're Ever So Inviting on purevolume™
May 19th

my younger sister is not impressed

Me: avisday.tumblr.com
Carla: lol you really are bored
May 19th
(via rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs)
May 19th
Listen Listen
the kills - “sour cherry” this song came on in a restaurant the other night and offered...
May 19th
(via PostSecret) true, and that’s exactly why mine...
May 18th
livejamie: Yes this cow is over 6 feet tall. Where is your...
May 18th
“it’s not even noon yet and i’ve been awake for over 36...”
— jackie miller, on the...
May 17th
Warch Watch
May 17th
AHHHH i saw colour revolt twice this week!!! i got so...
May 17th
puthiminpumps: I have always had a slight crush on Shia. I...
May 16th
Me: HAHAHAHAH i am watching this video about how yogurt is marketed only to women
Jess: REAAAALLLLLY
Me: http://current.com/items/88941392_target_women_yogurt_edition
Me: women are the only ones ever eating yogurt in commercials
Jess: they really are!
Jess: wow
Jess: this yoplait commercial is ridiculous
Me: the one with the girls talking about how good it is?
Jess: yeah
Me: i think they should reshoot those commercials more specifically for different types of girls, because it would be funnier
Me: this is like.. gerard way in a leather jacket good
May 16th
Warch Watch
“the lowest point in modern music” directed by alan ferguson (who rules, btw).
May 16th
“Ashlee Simpson’s single ‘Outta My Head’ represents the...”
— Kings of A&R » From...
May 16th
Warch Watch
i took this awkwardly-angled video last week from the balcony of the electric factory. my favorite...
May 15th
free paper rival EP
May 13th